As a proud January Capricorn and a creature of habit, my mornings demand structure and something I actually enjoy. For me, that means starting my day with Walmart’s Great Value Crème Brulee coffee. Am I a coffee connoisseur? Hell no. I don’t need overpriced hipster brews with tasting notes that sound like a wine sommelier’s fever dream. Just give me my affordable, deliciously flavored coffee, served extra strong and unapologetically black, and I’m ready to take on the world—or at least my next blog post. But let me tell you what I won’t do: settle for mediocrity. So, when I found myself experimenting with some anonymous Macadamia Nut Vanilla coffee (because I refuse to set foot in Walmart unless I’m picking up an online order), I thought, Why not?
Spoiler alert: it was a bland disaster. Not even a heavy hand of vodka could save that dumpster-fire-in-a-mug.
Don’t Drink What You Hate—Because Icons Don’t Settle
You know what’s worse than a bad coffee? Forcing yourself to “enjoy” said bad coffee because your inner child whispers, “But wasting it is bad!”
Newsflash: we’re grown-ass adults now, and life’s too short to sip shit you don’t love—especially coffee.
I had a lightbulb moment this week while begrudgingly sipping that sad, flavorless Macadamia Nut Vanilla brew. I thought, What the fuck am I doing? Why am I subjecting myself to this garbage? That’s when I threw out the entire bag. Let me tell you, the joy of tossing what doesn’t serve you is unmatched.
Toss the Mediocrity (Because You’re an Icon)
The next morning, as I sipped my Walmart Crème Brulee coffee—extra strong, extra satisfying—I felt like a goddamn icon. Because I am. And so are you. If you’re still choking down something you hate—whether it’s coffee, food, or the way someone treats you—STOP. Toss it. Delete it. Block it. You deserve to wake up every day, pour yourself something you love, and feel the main-character energy coursing through your veins. Remember: Staying #dayclubready isn’t just a lifestyle; it’s an attitude. And that attitude doesn’t settle for mediocrity—not in coffee, not in life, not ever.
Now go forth and caffeinate like the badass you are. ✨
🌞👙🍑, Medusa
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