Pine trees? Holiday sweets? Overpriced candles that smell like a Hallmark movie exploded? Cute, but no. My favorite scent this Christmas? Bronzing lotion—specifically Australian Gold Sinfully Black.
The BRONZED GODDESS GANG is officially out of hibernation.
Say what? Yes, you heard me.
While everyone’s busy sniffing peppermint and frosting, I’m over here smelling like a luxury resort. Why? Because I’ve canceled Winter. Yep, I fast-forwarded my timeline to Spring 2025. This bronzed goddess is “Staying #dayclubready,” which means crushing leg day at the Iron Temple, followed by a glorious 9-minute glow session in the tanning bed. Winter? Never heard of her.
Let’s Talk Tanning and My Year-Round Glow Goals
Before you clutch your pearls and quote WebMD at me, let me explain. I’m not a doctor, but tanning has been part of my life for the last 26 years. And before you side-eye me, I only tan from Spring to Summer—until now. Why the change? Because I’ve canceled Winter, b*tch. By the time March rolls around, my mestiza skin will be shimmering in copper undertones like the masterpiece it is. Yes, there’s science behind looking good and feeling good, and if tanning and lifting heavy at the gym keep me sane and snatched, so be it.
Rest, Recharge, and Stay #DayclubReady
As we roll into the holidays, I’m updating my Leg Day Tracker to help us all get a fresh start for the new year. When it’s ready, you’ll be the first to know—free download included, of course. But for now, enjoy the season. Rest, indulge (but not too much), and don’t forget to get your “morning sports” in. Your workouts are non-negotiable if you want to stay agile, sexy, and ready for whatever life throws at you—because staying #dayclubready is a full-time job, and darling, we don’t take PTO.
Merry Spring-mas to All…
🌞👙🍑, Medusa
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